i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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