Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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