How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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