So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Randomize
