Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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