Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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