then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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