STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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