Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
