Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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