i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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