do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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