I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
