as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We had to coat check the pizza.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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