I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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