Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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