Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
