i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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