I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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