This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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