So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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