Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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