She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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