I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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