Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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