He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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