i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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