I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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