It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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