I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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