Don't you send me to vm
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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