Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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