Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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