thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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