Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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