i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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