More tranny stories later!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I party with great urgency now.
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