Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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