The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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