Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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