Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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