going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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