Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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