Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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