Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I supernannyed him into submission
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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