I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
we should paint friendship bongs
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