She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
