He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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