I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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