"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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