rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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