two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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