They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm really busy with my period
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