So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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